Office, Exec, and Businessman Jokes #21

Office Humor, Exec and Businessman Jokes

Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk - Part I

They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

I was working smarter - not harder.

Whew! I must have left the top off the liquid paper.

I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

I'm in the management training program. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!

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