Office Humor, Exec and Businessman Jokes

You Know You Work In Corporate America In 2000 If - Part II

Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home

Art involves a white board

You're already late on the assignment you just got

You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!" o Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube and are read by your co-workers only

Your boss' favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes" or "when you're freed up"

Other favorite lines of your boss are "this isn't exactly what we need. It may be what we asked for, but things have changed."

Vacation is something you rollover to next year, or you try to use up three weeks between Christmas and New Years because otherwise you will lose it, or you get a check for it every January

Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers"

Change is the norm

Nepotism is encouraged

The only reason you recognize your kids and friends is because their pictures are hanging in your cube

You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting

You understood this entire list.

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