Office Humor, Exec and Businessman Jokes

I love my office and its location.
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper that piles up every day!

I love my chair in my padded cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers.
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my computer and all its software;
I hug it often though it doesn't care.
I love each program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while!

I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
I'm the happiest slave of my uncle Sam.
I love this work: I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my Job - I'll say it again.
I even love these friendly Men
These men who've come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away!

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