Pilot and Aviation Jokes

A major airlines recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.

Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

A friend of mine in the RAF fought in the Falklands war, and returned to the UK in a transport plane, along with some female RAF staff. On landing in England, the pilot announced over the intercom; "Ladies and Gentlemen, we have now landed back in England, and Ladies; this means that you are now ugly again."

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