Pilot and Aviation Jokes

Acronyms for International Airlines

Italy
ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival
ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

Britain
BOAC = Better on a camel BA = Best Asses

Belgium
SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

Pakistan
PIA = Please, Inform Allah
PIA = Pain In The Arse

Scandinavia
SAS = Sex After Service
SAS = Sex And Satisfaction

Yugoslavia
JAT = Joke About Time

Germany
LUFTHANSA = Let us f*** the Hostesses, as no stewards aboard

Pacific Western Airlines
PWA = Pray While Aloft
PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines

Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.

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