Pilot and Aviation Jokes

A new pilot took his girlfriend on his first nighttime "solo" flight. He wanted to be really cool, so as he was approaching the small field to land, instead of making the usual official requests to the tower, he just said, "Guess whoooo?"

Without missing a beat, the controller switched off the field lights and said, "Guess whereee?"

Air Force One was approaching Washington. The captain came on the intercom and said, "President Clinton, please fasten your seat belt and put the stewardess in an upright position."

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