Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them.

The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if he's got his lights on. The blonde replies, "Yes... No... Yes... No... Yes... No."

A police officer arrived at an accident scene where, apparently, three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall downtown building. The cop suddenly notices that one of the blondes is still breathing.

So the cop approached the accident victim and asked, "Why in the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?"

The surviving blonde answered in a very weak voice, "We just wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings."

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