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Feel safe tonight ... Sleep with a cop.

Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

CAUTION - Driver legally blonde.

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, the bitch fell off.

If you can read this, please flip me back over. (Seen upside down, on a Jeep)

Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Boldly going nowhere.

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