Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

Two old men, who were life-long friends, ran into each other on a street corner one afternoon and began talking.

The first old gent asked the other old gent, "Where have you been for the last couple of months?"

The second old gent replied, "Oh, I was in jail."

The first old man said, "Oh, so, you were in jail? How come?"

The second old gent replied, "Well, about two months ago I was standing on a corner, and this beautiful young woman rushed up with a policeman, pointed to me and said, "He is the man officer. He is the one who attacked and raped me."

The first old guy responded, "What? And, you let her got away with it?"

And, the second old gentleman answered, "Well, I'll tell you - I felt so flattered, that I admitted to it."

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