Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

A whorehouse gets busted by the local police department. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets.

A little old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, "Why are all of you lovely ladies here in line like this?"

The smart-ass whore explains, "Lady, we're waiting in line for our lollipops."

"Oh, that's nice, dear," said the little old lady. "I haven't had one of them in so long. I think I'll get in line, too."

A few minutes later, the cop is standing in front of the little old lady, and asks, "Lady, aren't you a little old for this?"

She looks him right in the eye and says, "Sonny, as long as they keep making 'em, I'm gonna keep sucking 'em."

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