Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

The phone rings at FBI headquarters: "Hello?"

"Hello, is this FBI?" asks the voice on the phone.

"Yes. What do you want?" asks the FBI operator.

"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Timothy O'Leary. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."

"This will be noted," came the reply from the FBI.

The next day, the FBI comes over to Tim's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tim, and leave.

A little bit later, the phone rings at Tim's house. "Hey, Tim! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!" said Tim.

"Did they chop your firewood?" asked the voice on the phone.

"Yeah they did." replied Tim.

"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

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