Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

The woman in question, a very cute blonde as it happened, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."

The cop replied, "No, ma'am. Highway patrolmen don't have balls."

There followed a moment of silence while she smiled, as the officer began to realize what he had said. Closing his book, the cop walked back to his motorcycle, got on, and left without another word.

After several minutes, the blonde finally stopped laughing long enough to start her car and leave.

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