Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

"But officer," protested the teenage boy from the parked car. "We were only necking."

"Okay," said the cop. "Just put your neck back in your pants and get the heck outta here."

A police officer pulled a car over for speeding, and as he's writing the ticket, the officer looks at the driver carefully and says, "Sir, I can't help but notice that your eyes are very bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The driver stares up at the officer and says, "Officer, I can't help but notice that your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"

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