Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

One day a kid was riding his bike. A police officer on his horse stopped the kid because he didn't have a reflector on his bike. The officer went up to the kid and said, "Hey kid. Who gave you that bike?"

So the kid said proudly, "Santa Claus!" Then the officer looked at the kid and said, "Well next time, tell Santa Clause that he needs to put a reflector on it." And then the police officer wrote out a ticket and gave it to the kid. The police officer got back on his horse and continued his ride.

The next day the police officer got back on his horse and saw the same kid again. The kid said to the officer, "Hey, where did you get your horse from?" Then the officer said sarcastically, "Well Santa Clause."

Thn the kid said, "Well tell Santa Claus next time that the d**k doesn't go on top of the horse, but that it goes on the bottom of the horse."

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