Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

A very dear blonde friend of mine, had just finished taking a CPR class at a local community college when she and I were in the mall and saw a big crowd gathered around a still body.

Suddenly my friend took off running at a speed I didn't know she could muster. "Everyone back," the blonde yelled, "I know CPR!"

Just as she threw herself next to the body and was about to begin the procedure, a pair of strong hands pulled her to her feet. "Ma'am," barked a police officer standing beside her, "we are trying to arrest this man."

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