Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

On a hot day, a 'good ol' boy stopped at the tavern for a cold beer, leaving his hound dog tied to a parking meter in front of the joint. One beer led to another, and soon a police officer came in and asked, "Is that your dog outside?"

"Sure is," said the redneck.

"Well, I want you to know she's in heat," said the cop.

"No she ain't. I tied her in the shade," replied the redneck.

"No, no! I mean she needs to be bred," explained the cop.

"That's stupid. How can a dog be a loaf of bread?"

The exasperated cop said, "I mean she needs to be f-ed."

"Oh," replied the redneck. "Well go ahead - I always wanted a police dog."

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