Random Job Jokes

Clever Signs II

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

At an Optometrists office: "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."

Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

In a Veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

On a Butchers window: "Let me meat your needs."

On a fence: "Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive."

On Maternity room door: "Push, Push, Push."

On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber."

On another Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."