Random Job Jokes

Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Waters says, "I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized."

Doctor Franklin says, "I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered."

Doctor Zang says, "I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable."

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE - You know, young, urban, professional."

The second guy says, "I'm a DINK - You know, double income, no kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB - You know, rich urban biker."

They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?", and she replies "I'm a WIFE - You know... Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."