Traveling Salesman Jokes

One day Mikey, a blonde guy, is sitting in his apartment when the doorbell unexpectedly rings. He answers the door and finds a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object.

"What is that?" Mikey asks.

"It's a thermos," the salesman replies.

"What does it do?" asks Mikey.

"This baby," the salesman says, "keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

After some deliberation Mikey bought one, deciding it would really help his lunch situation.

The next day he arrives at the plant where he works. Sure enough, all the other men were curious about his new object. "What is it?" they asked.

"It's a thermos," Mikey replied.

"What does it do?" they asked.

"Well," Mikey says in a bragging manner, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"What do ya got in it?"

To which Mikey says, "Three cups of coffee and a Popsicle."

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