Secretary Jokes

After a dinner speech, the speaker scolded his secretary: "Why did you write such a long speech for me? You saw how those people were feeling bored!"

The secretary replied, "Sir, it wasn't a lengthy speech at all; but I did make one mistake - I gave you all three copies of the speech."

Noticing that her boss' fly was open, the embarrassed secretary told him, "Your garage door is open."

The bewildered exec didn't know what she meant at first until she pointed. He quickly zipped up and said, "I hope you didn't see my super deluxe Cadillac."

"Nope." she replied. "Just an old pink Volkswagen with two flat tires.

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