Stewardess and Flight Attendant Jokes

An exhibitionist was preparing to board a flight to Chicago. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.

"I'm sorry sir," the flight attendant said politely, "but you have to show your ticket here, not your stub."

After a passenger continuously pressed the flight attendant call button, demanding attention and complaining about the service, the flight attendant said, "We are here to SAVE your ass, not to KISS it."

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