Stewardess and Flight Attendant Jokes

The flight attendant stood quietly and listened to the Tirade. "You bring me cold coffee, feed me bad food, I can not see the movie or hear the sound. The window does not have a shade so I can close it and sleep."

She replied, "Shut up and land the airplane!"

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York City. And as she gave the agent her luggage, she made the smart-ass remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't to that."

"Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because, that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

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