Taxi, Cabbie, Chauffeur, and Limo Driver Jokes

Two cab drivers met up to each other in traffic on Madison Avenue one day. "Hey," asked the first driver, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"

"Well," the other cabbie responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

Q: What do you get when you cross an impressionist painter with a New York City cab driver?

A: You get Vincent Van Go F**k Yourself.

Jump to Taxi Driver Joke Number:
| 5 | 10 | New Taxi Driver Jokes |