Trucker, Bus Driver and Biker Jokes

A kid walked up to a guy wearing a ten-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked the guy, "Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear that big hat?"

The cowboy replied, "Well, son, the big hat protects me from hot sun and driving rain, and at night I put it over my face when I sleep on the range. So it protects me then, too."

"Why do you wear that leather vest?" further inquired the kid.

"It also helps to keep the weather off me, and it has pockets where I can keep my valuables," replied the guy.

"Well, why do you wear leather chaps?" asked the kid.

They protect my legs when I'm driving my horse through mesquite and cactus," answered the man.

"Well, Mr. Cowboy," the kid finally asked, "Why do you wear sneakers?"

"That's so nobody will think that I'm a damn truck driver."

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