Trucker, Bus Driver and Biker Jokes

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops at a truck stop for a snack. As he approaches the cafe, he sees a big sign on the door saying:

"NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"

He goes in and sits down. The waiter comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy, and asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The waiter says, "Okay. Truck drivers are not nerds," and takes his order.

Not long after, the waiter brings the truck driver his burger. As he is eating his burger, a really skinny guy walks in with adhesive tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The waiter, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away.

Completely stunned, the truck driver asks him why he did that. The waiter said, "Don't worry. The nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley, and are in season now. Why, you don't even need a license."

So the truck driver finishes his burger, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he swerves to avoid an accident, and his load shifts. The back door of the trailer breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out but sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers.

They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the cafe, he pulls out his gun and reluctantly starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.

A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver innocently said, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season now."

"Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em."

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