Accountant, CPA, and IRS Jokes

The local bar was so sure that it's bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000.00 bet for anyone who could squeeze just one more drop of juice from a lemon, after the bartender had finished squeezing a lemon into a glass. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but to date none was able to win the bet.

One day a scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet!" After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "Okay."

The bartender grabbed a lemon and squeezed away until only the wrinkled remains of the lemon remained and he handed this to the little man. As the crowd stood and watched in amazement, laughter turning to silence, the little man clenched his fist around the lemon, and to everyone amazement six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000 and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

The man replied, "I work for the IRS."

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