Bartender and Cocktail Waitress Jokes

After the couple's beers were served, the man took his beer back to the counter. After he told the female bartender why he wasn't happy with his beer, she slapped his face.

When his wife asked why she slapped him, he replied, "I only asked her for some head."

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?" he says.

The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were three little peegs..."

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