Bartender and Cocktail Waitress Jokes

A guy walks into a bar toked up and drunk and asks the bartender for a drink. He sits there for the next couple hours drinking and then finally decides he should leave. He goes in his pocket and finds his wallet is missing.

he bartender says, "Okay, looks like a rough night for you. Do me a few favors, and I'll make it on the house." The guy agrees. "Okay," says the bartender, "see that guy over there? That's Jack, the biggest guy in the place, push him off his stool." So the guy goes over and pushes him off his stool.

"I have two other things for you to do," stated the bartender. "There is a Rotweiler in the guys bathroom, go in there, he's got a real bad tooth problem, so pull it out, then, once you come out, my grandma is upstairs. My granddad died and she hasn't been laid in a while so go up there and show her a good time okay. Give it to her really good but be gentle."

The guy agrees and walks into the bathroom. The bartender hears a lot of noise and figures that the guy must be working hard to get this tooth out so he ignores the noise. About an hour passes and the guy throws the bathroom door open and says. "Alright that was easy. Now where is this grandmother of yours with the bad tooth?"

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