That #%$%! Boss Jokes

Firing Lines

I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!

We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.

Look, let me put your cards on the table. It's not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than any one else in the place.

Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!

I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.

They told me to get some enthusiasm back into this unit. So I'm firing you with enthusiasm.

Tell me ... how long have you been with us, not counting tomorrow?

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