That #%$%! Boss Jokes

My #%$%! Boss - Part I

1. My Boss has learned to be cautious. Failure taught him that.

2. My Boss isn't a total failure. His Boss helped too.

3. If ever we need to simulate a problem, we invite my Boss to the meeting.

4. Normally we don't except sloppy work, but we make an exception for my Boss.

5. My Boss decided to put his memoirs in a book. Its called "My Defecations."

6. If my Boss was a energy plant, he'd be a "power failure."

7. My Boss is in court for sexual harassment. He said it was a "pat on the back."

8. My Boss returned from his evaluation looking very sad. He said, "I can't figure out why my Boss hates me. I haven't done anything."

9. My Boss' business philosophy is: "You can fool enough of the people some of the time."

10. My Boss doesn't mind work. It's thinking that scares him.

11. Comments on the first day from my new Boss: "Over the years I've trained 3 people who eventually became my Boss. I guarantee that's not going to happen to you."

12. My Boss canceled the weekly status meetings on a project long overdue. She said, "Every week its the same thing. Let's wait until something happens, before we meet again."

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