That #%$%! Boss Jokes

My #%$%! Boss - Part II

13. I interviewed with a company and then didn't hear back for over a month. I had written them off, and was surprised to get a phone call from my Boss-to-be, asking if I was still interested in the position. When I said, "Yes," he said, "Good, because our first two choices got better offers."

14. In their absence, management left my Boss in charge. They wanted to see the "worst case scenario."

15. My Boss recently joined my car pool. I now know, I can lead my Boss to work, but I can't make him think.

16. "Yes, I've read your proposal, but I can't support concepts before management's review." Typical political maneuvers by my Boss.

17. "I really love that spreadsheet. I did 10 what-ifs and I liked them all." Comment after seeing his pie-in-the-sky sales forecasts.

18. My Boss recently completed "Excel for Dummies." Now, the rest of us are reading: "The Dummy Unleashed."

19. Management posted a flyer, on the employee bulletin board, supporting a $0.00/hr minimum wage. They claimed that even an employee earning $0.00/hr, benefits from the experience of work and the learning process. Frankly, I earn a salary and I don't see the benefit.

20. As hard as it is to believe, my Boss has a will of his own. His attorney wrote it.

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