That #%$%! Boss Jokes

My Boss...

My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar territory.

My Boss needs a surge protector. That way her mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in her brain.

I thought my Boss was a bastard, and quit, to work for myself. My new Boss is a bastard, too ... but at least I respect him.

My Boss has given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.

Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it.

My Boss said to me, "What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier."

A Boss is like a diaper: Always on your ass, and always full of sh**.

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