Sales Clerk and Cashier Jokes

On my last trip to the grocercy store, I noticed that here was a mature gentleman wandering around in the supermarket calling out at intervals, "Crisco, Cris-co!"

Finally a store clerk approached the man. "Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five."

"Oh," replied the old gentleman, "I'm not looking for cooking Crisco - I am calling my wife."

"Your wife is named 'Crisco?'" asked the clerk.

"Nah," he answered, "I only call her that when we come to the supermarket."

"Oh? What do you call her when you are not in the supermarket?" wondered the clerk.

"Lard ass," replied the man.

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