Sales Clerk and Cashier Jokes

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."

He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?"

Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."

At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the greeting cards, finally shaking her head, "No."

A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"

"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your genital organ' cards?"

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