Sales Clerk and Cashier Jokes

A man walked into a grocery store and asked the clerk behind the counter for two cans of dog food. "Do you have a dog?" asked the clerk. The man replied affirmatively. "I'm sorry, sir," said the clerk "but you'll have prove that you have a dog before I can sell you dog food."

The frustrated customer stormed out of the store and hurried home to get his mutt. Ten minutes later, the man arrived back to the store and wheezed, "Here's my dog!" "Thank you, sir. Here's your two cans of dog food," said the clerk.

Two days later, the man walked into the grocery store and asked the clerk behind the counter for two cans of cat food. "Do you have a cat?" asked the clerk. "Of course I do!" said the exasperated customer. "I'm sorry, sir, but I'll have to see your cat before I can sell you any cat food."

The furious customer stormed out of the store, grabbed his feline from home and rushed back to the store. He held the cat by it's tail for the clerk to see. "Thank you, sir. Here's your two cans of cat food."

The very next day, the man guy returned to the store and approached the clerk. He then placed a white shoebox, which had a small hole on the cover, onto the counter. "Yes, sir, what can I do for you?" asked the clerk. "Put your finger in the hole," ordered the customer. The clerk reluctantly put his finger into the hole on the cover of the shoebox. "Good," acknowledged the man, "now pull your finger out and tell me what it looks like."

"It looks like sh** to me!" exclaimed the disgusted clerk. "That's right!" yelled the man. "Now give me two rolls of toilet paper."

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