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Did you ever wonder...

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.


If your wife makes bad coffee, is that grounds for divorce?


Surely all coffee beans are juvenile, since they're always getting grounded.


Q: How are men are like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.

Q: What do you call a cow who has just given birth?
A: De-calf-inated!

Q: What is fat and drinks a lot of coffee?
A: Java the Hut.


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