Coffee / Java Jokes

Sue and Dan are in their hotel room on their wedding night, preparing to consummate their marriage. Sue says, "I have one thing to tell you before we get in bed. I've had sex with one other man before I met you."

Dan thinks a minute and says, "That's no big deal. Who was it?" Sue replies, "The famous golfer, Jack Nicklaus." They jump into bed and have a good session.

Afterwards, Dan gets out of bed and begins to put on his underwear. "What are you doing?" asks Sue. "I thought I'd get dressed and fix some coffee." Sue says, "Jack wouldn't have done that." "No?" says Dan, "What would Jack have done?" "He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."

"All right!" says Dan, "Let's go." They have another pretty good session, a little longer this time. Wearily, Dan gets to his feet and begins to put on his underwear. "What are you doing?" asks Sue. "I thought I'd dress and get some coffee." Sue says, "Jack wouldn't have done that." "No?" says Dan, "What would Jack have done?" "He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."

Dan climbs back into bed, and this time a virtual marathon takes place. Afterward, he slinks out of bed, braces himself against the bedpost, and tries to get a leg in his underwear. "What are you doing?" asks Sue. "Going for a cup of coffee." Sue says, "Jack wouldn't have done that." "No?" says Dan, "What would Jack have done now?" "He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."

Dan plods to the nightstand and picks up the phone. "Who are you calling?" Sue asks. "Jack Nicklaus, said Dan. "I want to find out what par is on this freaking hole!"

Jump to Java Joke Number:
| 5 | 10 | 15 | New Coffee / Java Jokes |