Coffee / Java Jokes

It was Christmas time, and the postman rang the doorbell because he had an urgent letter. The lady of the house opened the door, asking for his request. Taking the letter, she said, "Come in, postman. I'll give you some coffee."

So the mailman came in and had a few cups of coffee. Right after he had finished his coffee, the woman said, "Come on, let's go to bed now." The postman was excited, went with her to bed, and they had fun together.

Afterward, the woman gave him a dollar-bill. Puzzled, he said, "What the hell is the reason that you made coffee for me, went to bed with me, and now you're giving me a dollar? I suppose the rest was enough."

The woman replied, "Well, it's Christmas. I asked my husband what we should give the mailman, and he said, 'F*** him! Give him a dollar.' But, the coffee was my idea."

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