Coffee / Java Jokes

While traveling by car to a business seminar on the other side of Los Angeles, a boss and his secretary stopped in a local diner for a brief respite from the bumper to bumper traffic. The boss ordered coffee for himself and for his secretary.

After tasting the coffee, the secretary looked over at her boss, and they both grimaced at each other. Looking around the restaurant, the boss noticed a sign above the back counter that read: "Don't knock our coffee - You may be old and weak yourself someday."

Boss: "Miss Martin, this coffee tastes like dirt."

Secretary: "That's not surprising, Mr. Watkins. It was just ground this morning."

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