Coffee / Java Jokes

"I want you to drink a cup of hot water every morning," prescribed the doctor.

"You gotta be kidding, Doc," replied the man. "I've been doing that for years, but my wife calls it coffee."

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye."

The psychiatrist asked, "Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?"

I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I asked him, "Why don't you quit drinking coffee?"

He replied, "Because if I didn't have the shakes, I wouldn't get any exercise at all."

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