Cowboy, Rancher, and Texan Jokes

One morning a motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. The man then asked the rancher what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 today," said the cowboy. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the cowboy. "Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."

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