Cowboy, Rancher, and Texan Jokes

A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him that they just got married that morning.

"Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, the desk clerk asks, "Would you like the bridal then?"

"Naw, thanks," replies the cowboy. "I reckon I'll just hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it."

Q: Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged?
A: Because cowboys eat with their hats on.

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