Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

Q: What are good directions to a Urologist's office?
A: Follow the yellow brick road.

Q: Were you long in the hospital ?
A: No, I was the same size that I am now.

Q: Why did the guy like his job at the sex-change clinic?
A: He met a lot of new women.

Q: What's the difference between a bartender and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist waits on one asshole at a time.

Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A: He's all right now.

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.

Q: What do the letters DNA stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.

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