Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

"Did you hear about the surgeon who operated upon a patient who had a hopelessly gangrenous leg? The surgeon unfortunately amputated the patient's healthy leg, instead. Naturally, the patient sued. Years of appeals came and went.

Finally, the state's Supreme Court suggested the patient simply drop the suit. The judge told him that he didn't have a leg to stand on.

A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.

The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."

A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis."

The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then they'll see that I was right."

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