Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

Judi, a buxom blonde gal, walked into her doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he must report all gunshot wounds and asked her to explain the circumstances.

Judi said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide and first stuck the gun in my mouth. But then, I suddenly remembered that I just had all that bridge work done and I didn't want to ruin it."

Judi continued, "So I pointed the gun between my eyes and then remembered that I had a nose job done not too long ago and I didn't want to ruin it! Then, I pointed my gun at my heart and then remembered that I had these boobs done recently and I didn't want to ruin them."

"So then," Judi said, "I stuck the gun in my ear and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be really loud..."

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