Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

You Know You've Joined a Redneck HMO if:

The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's

Directions to the Doctor's office include: "Take a left when you enter the trailer park"

The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles

The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter

The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy

Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month

Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day"

Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m's" on each pill

The only 100% covered expense is embalming

Your Viagra prescription includes a popsicle stick and some duct tape!

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