Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache.

Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post operation shock, spoke to the doctor about it. "Don't worry about a thing, nurse," the doctor assured her. "He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."

A man kept going to the eye doctor because his eye hurt and the doctor finally discovered his problem. The doctor said, "Your eye hurts when you drink tea, so you can't drink tea."

The patient protested, "But, Doc, I love tea." The doctor replied, "Well, okay, as long as you take the spoon out."

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