Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

"How does Janey like being pregnant?" Kirk asked his friend Dave.

"Oh, she's not pregnant," Dave replied. "She's expecting."

"What's the difference?" Kirk pressed.

"Well," Dave explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet..."

The patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of the recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. "I can't be sure what's wrong with you," the doctor said. "I think it's the drinking."

"Okay," the patient said. "Can we get an opinion from a doctor who's sober?"

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