Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A man was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later, the man complained to the doctor that the suppositories hadn't produced the desired results.

"Have you been taking them regularly?" asked the doctor.

"What do you think I've been doing," replied the man, "shoving them up my butt?"

A young doctor had just opened office and felt really excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor told her to send him in.

Pretending to be a busy doctor, he picked up the phone just as the man came in. "Yes, that's right. The fee is $200. Yes, I'll expect you ten past two. Alright. No later. I'm a very busy man."

He hung up and turned to the man waiting. "May I help you?" "No," said the man, "I just came in to install the phone."

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