Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

The old gentleman was aging more rapidly than he wanted. "Your gout is getting worse," said the doctor. "I recommend that you give up smoking, drinking and sex for a while."

"WHAT!" said the man, "just so's I can walk a little better? If it wasn't for smoking, drinking and sex I wouldn't get out of my rocker in the first place!"

Uncle Bert went to his doctor to see what could be done about his constipation. "It's terrible," he said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."

"Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.

"Naturally," he replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night."

"No," the doc said, "I mean do you take anything?"

"Yup," he answered, "I take a book."

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